What’s Cooking: Moo Jum

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Finally, a decent approximation

Isaan food is a celebration of simple things, put forth very directly and forcefully. Your finger-licking renditions of gai yang (grilled chicken) and nuea nam thok (spicy beef salad) aren’t content to sit mutely on your tabletop, requesting your appreciation; slightly smoky and full of heat, they practically shout I AM DELICIOUS as you cram morsel after succulent morsel down your throat. Paired with a hank of sticky rice and the battalion of condiments that Thais cannot resist pairing with everything, they are unstoppable, a food army that cannot be resisted, taking up all the valuable real estate in your gut that you have reserved for something useful, like beer.

Moo Jum (located at the entrance of Suan Luang Soi 3 after 6pm) specifically traffics in these very dishes, the ones that make you sorry you stuffed yourself silly. Like most great Isaan cooks, they focus on straightforward simplicity. The namesake dish, an Isaan-style sukiyaki, is a spicy-tart broth in which unwitting vegetables, sawtooth coriander, Thai basil, pork and an egg are dunked, creating an aromatic melange good enough to eat even on sweltering hot nights. A simple spicy squid salad, rings of flesh barely blanched, dressed in sharp shards of Thai celery stalk and chili. And of course, their famed kor moo yang (grilled pork collar): sweeter than up north to be sure, charred at the edges from the grill, lacquered like a freshly-baked pie, as brown as the skin of a dedicated bodybuilder.

For all its supposed simplicity, I have struggled with this recipe. The basic recipe (as outlined in Chef McDang’s “The Principles of Thai Cookery”) uses a basic marinade of mashed garlic cloves, pounded coriander root, 1/4 cup of soy sauce, and 10 white peppercorns that is then slathered onto the meat. Very traditional, but nothing to set hearts aflutter. I tried to build on that recipe by going back to the marinade’s roots, substituting fish sauce for soy and adding some palm sugar. The result: ho-hum. I then tried to add molasses paired with fish sauce: NO DO NOT DO THIS EVER. It appears that where modern versions of kor moo yang are concerned, it is best to stick to soy sauce and build on that.

So last night, alongside an odd pairing of roasted cauliflower and soba noodles, I made some more pork collar for unsuspecting victims-slash-guests who had come over expecting dinner. The result was not awful! This is the best iteration of Moo Jum’s kor moo yang so far.

Kor Moo Yang (serves 4, just barely)

– 400 g pork collar (or shoulder)

– 4 garlic cloves

– 2-3 coriander roots, washed

– 1/2 tsp white peppercorns

– 1/4 cup soy sauce

– 1 Tb brown sugar

– 1 Tb sweet soy sauce

To make:

1. As in Chef McDang’s recipe, mash garlic, peppercorns and coriander root into a paste with mortar and pestle. Add soy sauce and sweet soy sauce and mash that all together to form marinade. Add brown sugar.

2. In a large mixing bowl, pour marinade over pork and allow to infuse meat, ideally overnight, or at least four hours.

3. When ready, grill meat until brown and charred a bit at the edges. If you, like me, don’t own a grill (why are American males so into grilling?), heat up a nice heavy pan (I use a cast-iron one) that has been oiled beforehand, and brown the pork until it’s a nice caramel-ish color. Then stick this into the oven that’s been set at 180 degrees Celsius for about 15 minutes, or until the edges gain the same charred edges and sticky-looking exterior that you would have gotten via grilling.

4. Slice and serve with a tamarind or sweet chili sauce, along with some sticky rice.

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What’s Cooking: Jay Fai Take 2

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Jay Fai’s spicy lemongrass soup

(Note: spoilers for “Game of Thrones” viewers and A Storm of Swords readers, published in 2000)

(Note take 2: I already tried making this soup. What gives? Unhappy with the first version, I tried it again. I am happy to report that, like “A Song of Ice and Fire”, this soup gets better!)

There are rules to things. Although I’m all for culinary experimentation, and switching things up for almost everything, some rules are set in stone(heart), and the breaking of them renders you cursed in the eyes of gods and men. One such rule: the guest right. Once you have partaken of your host’s bread and salt, you are supposed to rest assured that your host won’t start taking his brand-new set of Wusthof knives to your internal organs.

Yes, the “Red Wedding” was tragic, the King in the North was killed through black treachery instead of on the battlefield, Robb is dreamy, yada yada yada. But what angered me most was the hosts’ callous violation of the guest right, this most important of all rules governing Westeros, more so than even kinslaying or having sex with your sister. THASS JUST PLAIN RUDE. What’s next? Forgetting to wipe your blade before moving on to your next hapless wedding guest-slash-victim? Allowing stray blood spatters to sully the mashed neeps and jellied calves’ brains? Starting the slaughter before anyone’s had even a bite of wedding cake? WHAT IS UP WITH THAT. One lesson learned: never, ever go to Argus Filch’s house for dinner.

Immutable rule no. 2: tom yum, the spicy lemongrass soup served at almost every Thai restaurant you know, is an infusion. That’s what makes it the most Thai of soups, unlike dishes like gaeng jued (clear broth soup), which is adopted from the Chinese and hence based on a broth. The base of tom yum is water. You add all your aromatics and seasonings to it after it comes to a boil.  

That’s probably part of the reason why it’s so easy to mess around with, and why modern-day cooks have started to play fast and loose with this poor soup, adding everything from nam prik pow (roasted chili paste) to milk and even sweetened condensed milk (I AM SHOCKED). The fact is, as great an invention as tom yum goong is, the contemporary tongue wants MORE. They want the drama, they want the spectacle, they want the gore. They want to be surprised. 

So it’s no wonder, then, that even “old-style” eateries like Chote Chitr are dressing their tom yums up to better fit in with the times. Here, Chote Chitr includes fat tiger prawns, yes, and a healthy dash of milk:

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Chote Chitr’s tom yum goong

The result is sweeter and fattier than the bracing, astringent herbal brew you (I) might have expected. It’s not really tom yum. It’s something else. How to make a proper rendition of this dish, but make sure it has enough flavor?

Well, you could take a cue from Jay Fai’s (1,500 baht) version, which caters to modern tastes while staying true to the spirit of the soup. In Jay Fai’s case, the difference is most certainly roasted chili paste. Although it is not strictly traditional, it adds the heat and flavor to an infusion without murking up all the flavors. Another thing: scraping the shrimp heads into the water, and allowing the heads to “infuse” alongside the kaffir lime leaf, lemongrass and galangal. This one hopes that — unlike breaking the guest right — these relatively newfangled additions will not curse you in the eyes of god and men.

Jay Fai’s tom yum goong (serves 4)

– 5 cups water

– 6 jumbo prawns with heads, deveined

– 6 large slices galangal

– 5-7 kaffir lime leaves (it’s a lot, but if you are cooking in the spirit of Jay Fai, you will want this soup to “go up to 11” — her personal motto.)

– 4 lemongrass bulbs (purple part), bruised

– 1 shallot, sliced

– 4-8 red chilies, bruised (this depends on your heat tolerance)

– 1 heaping tsp roasted chili paste

– 1 cup mushrooms (I used oyster, but straw or button mushrooms also fine)

– 1 cup young coconut shoots (if you can’t find these, you might want to use something else that is tender yet crunchy, like peeled white asparagus)

– 5 Tbs fish sauce

– juice of 2 limes

To make:

1. Bring water to a boil. Stir in roasted chili paste.

2. Add galangal, kaffir lime leaves, lemongrass and chilies. Allow to infuse for about 5 minutes, then bring to a simmer.

3. Add shrimp heads, first scraping their contents into the soup. Wait 5 minutes, then season with fish sauce. Add mushrooms and coconut shoots.

4. Wait half an hour, or until shoots are tender. Skim gunk off of surface and discard shrimp heads.

5. Turn off heat, then add cleaned shrimp, and stir to turn the shrimp “pink”.  Season with lime juice. Taste and adjust seasoning accordingly.

6. Serve immediately, paired with rice and a Thai-style omelet, or in individual small bowls.

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My improved tom yum

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Glutton Abroad: A Thai in Phnom Penh

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Pork noodles at Central Market, Phnom Penh

Cambodia’s culinary history seems blurry, for obvious reasons. Decades of civil war, including the genocide of as many as 3 million people, have taken their toll on the country’s cultural heritage, to the point where even people who live in Phnom Penh are hard-pressed to name more than one local dish (the trusty amok, a freshwater fish mousse topped with coconut milk and steamed in a banana leaf — similar to the Thai hor mok). But Cambodia hosts one of the oldest cuisines in the world, one which in all likelihood provides the precursors to many of the dishes that Thais are fond of championing as national treasures (see again: hor mok, a dish I had been led to believe was invented in the kitchens of King Rama IV). 

So Thai cuisine is like Cambodian cuisine, and not the other way around. Yes, yes. But that doesn’t stop me from being a complete culinary chauvinist when it comes to sampling some of Phnom Penh’s streetside offerings at Central Market, an imposing pyramidal structure reminiscent of a giant beehive in the middle of the city.

Like everywhere else in Asia, the Chinese-inspired soup noodle is out in full force — most frequently in a clear pork broth. Condiments, however, differ a bit: instead of fish sauce, Cambodians use what appears to be a Chinese-style fermented brown bean sauce alongside the ubiquitous sugar (no nation is immune), mashed chilies in vinegar, and white pepper. 

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Cambodian condiment tray

Besides the Chinese, another major culinary influence nowadays appears to be Vietnamese, which explains the longstanding (and frankly awesome) love of garnishes and relishes — something I can get 100 percent behind. There are sliced chilies and extra limes; sweet pickled and julienned daikon radish and carrot; pickled garlic cloves; plucked basil leaves, sliced cucumber and julienned banana blossom, even in curried noodles. Yes, there is curry, ladled atop fermented Mon-style rice noodles; unlike in Thailand, it’s greened-up with herbs and vegetables, lending a pleasant crunch but muting the flavor of the soup.

There is chicken rice, too, dressed in a sweet-spicy chili sauce, and rice porridge, full of pork bits. There is everything anyone could want, but like it’s being transmitted through a television where the volume is slightly busted. Which is to say, it’s super-subtle and doesn’t slap you in the face, but after years and years of getting slapped in the face, it’s hard to be happy with “nice” and “mannered”. I think it before I can stop it: Thai food is better.

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Pork porridge, pickles and clear soup

The reason I think this may be because, compared to the Chinese and Cambodians, Thai cuisine is newer. As a result, Thais are inveterate borrowers. They “borrowed” frying, noodles and rice porridge from the Chinese, learning to make broth and figuring out ways of incorporating duck and concocting dishes that would make them happy. The result: things like pad Thai, duck curry with lychees, the Thai-style jok (Chinese-style rice porridge) crowned with a raw egg, ginger, scallions and a small flotilla of seasonings. They took Chinese-style fried bread and slathered condensed milk, chocolate syrup and ice cream over it. They saw sushi and thought it would be great dotted with dabs of mayonnaise flavored with wasabi or Sriracha sauce. They do these things because they can’t help themselves. They steal and incorporate.

Cambodia does not appear to be immune, moving forward while still anchored by the Chinese, French or Vietnamese as inspiration. In the market, hollowed-out toasted baguettes serve as trenchers for a sweet coconut milk “soup”. Fresh Vietnamese-style spring rolls top many a vendor’s cart. Another example:

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Chinese-inspired sweet egg drop soup for dessert

This type of adaptation is healthy, propelling all cuisines forward. While today you may see conservatively-minded Thais (and their spiritual counterparts elsewhere) who insist things should be done the way they’ve always been done, the overwhelming passage of time makes this slavish devotion to the past almost impossible. Ingredients and tastes inevitably change, even in culinary cultures that, as a result of great tragedy, haven been frozen briefly in time.

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