Chiang Rai Interlude

The ingredients for saa pak, a Northern Thai salad

The ingredients for saa pak, a Northern Thai salad

It’s been a while since I posted, and for that I apologize. I have an excuse: I have been working, and so unused to actually having to do something productive with my days that I have been unable to do almost anything else. Whatever free time I have had lately has been spent eating and obsessing over Beyonce’s “Formation” video. Writing anything beyond what I’m being paid for has been too tiring to contemplate.

Of course, that doesn’t mean that I didn’t have the time for a quick weekend jaunt up to Chiang Rai. Because if the opportunity presents itself to taste my aunt Priew’s cooking yet again, obviously I will take it. And my friends will take it too! We all headed up to Chiang Rai, determined to eat as much of our way through my hometown as possible.

One of our first stops was at Chiwit Tamada (“ordinary life” in Thai), which I’ve always thought was a strange name for this place. That is because it is not ordinary at all. It is frankly beautiful, a burgeoning restaurant/cafe/spa/Ralph Lauren ad that now takes up two renovated colonial-style houses by the river, set in lush gardens that would make any green thumb weep in appreciation. As a result, everyone and their second cousin who has ever trekked up to the Golden Triangle wants to go there, and the line is out of this world. To snag a table here without a reservation, be prepared for a long wait, for either a seat or for your food. All the same, the fact that it remains so packed — in a town where the locals are usually too cheap to eat out — says something about how truly transporting the surrounds are.

Lunch at Chiwit Thamada

Lunch at Chiwit Tamada

Naturally, no trip up North is a trip well trodden without some khao soy. We thought we might try something new by darkening the door at Sarika, a Muslim curried egg noodle specialist located on the way to the airport. Here, the broth is extremely thin — more like a regular bowl of soup noodles and less like a curry — which makes it a lot less satisfying for those of us who are drawn to the dish for its coconut milk-enriched taste. A lot more popular with our table was the khao mok gai, a Thai-Muslim chicken biriyani  that actually had some flavor in the turmeric rice and in the chicken meat, thanks to a healthy smattering of deep-fried shallots, a sweet chili dipping sauce and a bracing oxtail soup metallic with chilies.

Sarika's chicken biryani

Sarika’s chicken biriyani

But of course the main event was aunt Priew’s house. I have a couple of dishes I request every time I go there, and this time, aunt Priew was kind enough to give a cooking demonstration of both. One dish, saa pak, is only available in the cold season and incorporates 12-15 different types of (mostly seasonal) greens, including mango leaves, slivered Thai eggplant, macerated water olives and a very tart local tomato that is hard to find anywhere else. What really makes this dish, however, is the dressing: the flaked flesh of a grilled fish (in this case, tilapia), with the pounded flesh of roast chilies, shallots and garlic. It’s a real labor of love to make this dish because it’s so time-consuming.

Saa pak

Saa pak

The other dish I always request is gang pak pung, a sour, clear soup based on a broth brewed from sour fermented sausage (naem) and bulked up with the (again seasonal) bud-like vegetable known as pak pung. Aunt Priew tells me the most important part of this dish, surprisingly, is the naem used to flavor the broth, not the vegetable itself.

The main ingredients for gang pak pung

The main ingredients for gang pak pung

The finished ingredient looks like this:

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The table was heaving with plates of food by the time aunt Priew was finished cooking. Besides the vegetable salad and sour soup, we also had nam prik nam pak, a chili dip of pureed pickled vegetables that I’ve written about before:

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Then there is gang gradan, said to have been invented when someone set out a soup during the “intense” Chiang Rai cold season and awoke to find that soup frozen through. Being a cost-conscious Northerner, they cut it into slices and served it. Voila, gang gradan.

In actuality, I think this dish has Chinese origins. The dish resembles the jelly kha moo (pig’s trotter terrine) that my husband’s Chinese-Thai family likes to eat at family gatherings, garnished with Tabasco and, of course, lots of Maggi. My friend Tawn tells me his father is fond of making a dish known as moo nao (“cold pork”), which has Teochiew origins. There are probably variations of this dish all over the world.

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For dessert, we had something that my father is always requesting from aunt Priew: khao niew na nga (black sesame sticky rice), which is a two-parter: the rice itself, mixed with roasted black sesame seeds, and the accompaniment, blocks of pulverized sesame mixed with sugarcane juice for a very, very slight and fleeting sweetness.

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No meal is complete, of course, without some moo yaw (steamed Vietnamese-style pork pate), sai oua (Northern Thai sausage) and sticky rice. Completely stuffed, we managed to toddle our way back to our rooms at the Wiang Inn, but not before a long walk downtown in an attempt to feel less like walking sai oua ourselves.

Addicted to that feeling of fullness, I have since been consoling myself by stuffing my face with more food than I’ve had in weeks. I hope that this means I’m turning a corner, and that the wintertime blues will soon be behind me. I have Chiang Rai to thank for that.

We are already planning our next trip up North:

Northern Thai sausage at Wannapa

Northern Thai sausage at Wannapa in “downtown” Chiang Rai

 

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Good for you

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The chicken wings at Slider Shack 

They say that we all want what we cannot have, but I would never stoop to being that silly. I only want what is bad for me. Show me a man who is bad news, and chances are I have attempted to date him in some capacity. Khal Drogo. Ronan the Accuser. Kylo Ren. Dark, broody types who also happen to be very, very bossy are my particular Achilles heel. Extra points if he is manipulative and withholding. I would have taken any man-sized ticket to Painintheass Town, as long as everything he did was completely incompatible with my own happiness.

The standards of American cuisine — hamburgers, hot dogs, chicken wings — are the Darth Vaders of the street food world: the siren call to the Dark Side, the flame to the moth inside of all of us, struggling to dial back the depredations of our youth. And like Darth Vader at the toy store, they are everywhere we turn, impossible to ignore yet almost consistently unfulfilling. In Bangkok, a town that inexplicably sprouts as many hamburger shops and Starbucks as noodle stands, hamburgers are frequently saddled with a mealy, gormless patty of pale beige meat product resembling steamed meatloaf; the wings are a pale, sweetened reflection of their American counterparts; and let’s not even bother discussing the hot dogs. I blame the influence of Mos Burger, a bastardized version of the US fast food model for people without teeth. I mean, I love the Japanese as much as the next Thai, but let’s call a hambagu a hambagu. They have similarly attempted to ruin American steak by breeding all the flavor out of their beef and replacing it with fat.

So when a place like Slider Shack (nee BBQ Sandwich King) shows up on the Bangkok horizon, I get excited … and turn up, years later. It’s not my fault. It’s just that it was so far away. But now that Slider Shack now has set up a culinary outpost at 722 Craft Experience (9/F, Paradise Sukhumvit Hotel, Ekamai Soi 12), I have run out of excuses not to try it, and risk not knowing what I am talking about (which of course never, ever happens).

There is a decent selection of hamburgers, including a couple of vegetarian options, as well as quesadillas and chicken and pork sandwiches.  For the inveterate snackers among us, the hamburgers can come slider-sized, so that you can sample as many as you like without destroying the integrity of the bun or your own appetite. There are hot dogs for the more sausage-minded, including an odd iteration topped with raw vegetables in vinaigrette. Everything is made to order, so if you get into your head for some reason (yours truly) that cheese makes you bloated (???) they can make changes on the fly. And of course, there’s the fried stuff: steak fries, onion rings, and bewitchingly fluffy tater tots with everything, including the wings.

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The Uptowner without cheese

Ah yes, the wings. I have a thing for wings, which commonly compete with hamburgers for the title of Worst For You. Bangkok appears to be a magnet for crappy chicken wings: overly sweet, soggy, tasteless meat, insipid flavor. But the wings here are piping hot with a mild crunch, the flavor both tart and a little sweet, slutty and likable all at once. I want to take a bath in that sauce. It goes without saying that they are my new favorite wings in town.

 

 

 

 

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Black Magic Woman

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Specialty of the house: stewed goose

There are moments in your life that break through the clouds like little shafts of sunlight, illuminating the fact that you love living in Thailand. Turning the corner to find an undiscovered temple. Finding a street food vendor at the end of a winding alleyway, bearing delicious food with a smile. Cooling drinks in a plastic baggie.  These are all Amazing Thailand moments, earmarked for the next TAT advert.

Then there are moments that illuminate something else, like the fact that no matter how much time you spend in this country, or how many family members are around to listen to your blathering about the Steelers’ playoff chances, you are in an alien place, wrestling with its alien demons all on your lonesome. You have not truly lived in Thailand until you have seen a ghost, or until you or someone you know has come down with a nasty case of black magic.

It’s easy to dismiss these cases because, you know, you weren’t brought up that way. Everything can be explained scientifically and rationally. It doesn’t matter that every Thai you talk to has had at least one paranormal experience, and that the front yards and parking lots of every establishment you go to boasts a spirit house bristling with joss sticks and food for hungry ghosts (because these ghosts are Thai, and they get hungry too.) Great, hulking bo trees are tied with ribbons, meant as warnings to leave these trees — and the spirits that live there — alone. Life and death coexist peacefully here.

But when they don’t, it’s up to your fortune teller or maw doo (literally, a doctor who sees) to fix the situation. Almost every Thai you talk to either goes to one or knows of one that can help you out. It’s just the way things work. Because just like how ghosts are entities that must be negotiated and appeased, the future itself — your fortune, the fates, what have you — is treated similarly, respectfully, kindly, like a crochety great-grandmother who could end up cutting you out of her will.

So you have heard of these ghosts, and maybe imagine you’ve felt them once or twice, and have gone with your friends to see the occasional fortune teller, choosing to believe in the good stuff and discarding all the bad. Life ticks along as usual. Until the day when a fortune teller tells you that your husband has fallen under the sway of a black magic-casting sorceress, skilled enough to make him putty in her hands. That’s when you think … Huh. And then, I’ve never been in this position before. I have no past experience to guide me. Better ask for advice. And then, finally: F@*#ing Thailand.

“Write the name of your husband and the other woman on two eggs and then throw them into the sea,” one friend advises. She laughs.  “It’s meant for when your husband has a mistress.”

“I have a guy,” offers another. And still another, “My cousin knows a guy who can help.”

The one you do end up seeing, he won’t even touch you for fear of contamination. He can feel the black magic, like a hot iron searing into the side of his torso. Your predicament gives him great pain. But he can take it. “Drink this bottle of water,” he says, before consulting with the ghost of a powerful monk who serves as his guide. You drink two more bottles before the ghost is satisfied. You are then told to make merit with monks for three consecutive days, and you think it’s over. It’s so easy, and you’re relieved. After all, the girl who comes after you will have to scrub the toilets of 7 different temples before she can get rich.

But then the ghost gets restless, and dictates come down from on high. You need him to drink special water, taken from the washing of his mother’s feet. You need to “cleanse” several of his effects. It’s not until you find yourself in your closet, rubbing a bracelet he received as a gift with his mother’s underwear and surreptitiously enclosing another pair in his pillowcase when you start to think, Maybe it’s gone too far. This may or may not have happened, of course. It’s hypothetical. You are a friend of a friend, after all. Because boy oh boy, do I love to write stories.

That black magic spell doesn’t just happen with people. It could extend to things like food. Like, goose. Han pullo to be exact, goose stewed Chinese-style in a brew of aromatic spices such as star anise and cinnamon. The most famous of the eateries serving this surprisingly hard-to-find dish is, hands down, is Chua Kim Heng (81-83 Pattanakan Road, 02-319-2510). It’s open-air and has expanded to straddle a sort of driveway that opens out into a parking lot — a rarity for what is essentially a street food establishment.

At the height of the lunch hour rush, you wander into the dining room (the non-chicken rice one) unmolested, and continue to be unmolested for the next 10 minutes as you sit and wait for someone to take your order. Someone eventually takes pity on you and brings you a platter of sliced goose breast swimming in broth and crowned in fresh coriander, plus a tart dipping sauce thick with garlic and a spoon and chopsticks. You have to ask for a bowl of rice. Goose has never been your favorite — too fatty, and subtly flavored — and the dipping sauce is like pure vinegar, peppered with chunks of garlic strong enough to scare any vampire away. It has been a struggle for you to get an iced tea drink, much less the usual clear broth soup of bitter melon and pork rib to accompany your rice. But somehow, and this is where the black magic comes in, it’s delicious.

It’s almost delicious enough to warrant a second trip. Takeaway, of course. But if you insist on basking in an atmosphere of complete indifference leavened with a touch of contempt, go for the “small” meat platter (190 baht) or, if you are a leg person, two goose legs for 80 baht. Make sure to get the clear soup (80 baht) as well. Bon appetit.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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